In Hamburg, Ibrahim Ibo Secmez, of Turkish descent, wants to direct the first German kung-fu movie. For now, he makes commercials for his uncles kebab restaurant. Titzie, an aspiring actress and Ibos German girlfriend, finds shes pregnant. Ibo is uncertain about fatherhood - compounded by his fathers disowning him for getting a German girl pregnant - so Titzie sends him packing. He makes attempts at getting it right, but as the birth approaches, hes still not ready. In the background are three thugs in search of good tripe soup and a Capulet-Montegue feud between the kebab joint and a Greek taverna across the street. Can Ibo be the glove upon that hand?