Here at The Swales School For Girls, we pride ourselves on shaping the minds - and bodies - of the future. Our diverse curriculum ranges from Cunnilinguistics to Women-On-Womens Studies. Our small class sizes promise our students the one-on-one attention they deserve from hands-on, experienced faculty. Tough but firm, our staff knows how to apply just the right amount of pressure to get results. And dont forget to take advantage of our top-notch recreation facilities. Whether you get wet by the pool or get felt on the pool table, theres a good chance your double entendre will result in a ménage a trois on our campus. So check out our learning curves, and remember Here at Sex School, Ds get degrees!